Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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The fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”

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Yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

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Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator

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You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’

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YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN

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Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.

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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

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Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

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Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”

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Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

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What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic

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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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